Bilan: direction l'Apple Store ce soir apres que les petits sont au lit...
- Hey, how y'are doin'?
- Doing good sir, doing good. how can I help you tonight?
- well I've got this problem with my MacBook since it's back form repair last november...
- Ok let me see what I can do... Got your repair ID... Ok: here we are. Ho...
- Ho what?
- Looks like your logic board is dead. Pfff... this thing is expensive...
La, normal, je me prepare a gueuler bien comme il faut meme-que-Roberta-elle-se-cacherait- sous-la-table-et-tout, mais c'est la que la gonzesse enchaine:
- You don't mind getting a new one as a replacement?
- Huh? New one like a NEW one? The same but new?
- Well, not the same: a newer one, a better one.
- Heu... Ok, I guess? Can I keep my hard drive? It's a pretty good one and...
- Yes, sure, give me 10 minutes, I'll swap the HDs for you...
10 minutes later:
- Ok, done. All yours.
- Well, heu... Thanks. Thanks a lot!
- That's normal sir: Apple Policy. 3 strikes, we replace it.
- I like this policy... See you then.
Et voila. Un joli MacBook "bas de gamme", mais tout neuf et forcement bien mieux que l'ancien...
P'tain mais serieux, je l'crois pas...
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